The Soundtrack to Your Winter Solstice Comes Courtesy of Trojan Man and His Sensual Tunes

It's A Big Sexy Album includes tracks like 'I Touched a Penis' and 'C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.'

Trojan Man is the new Al Green? Trojan

Just in time for the winter solstice—or rather, “the longest night of the year” (Dec. 21)—Trojan is offering up an album to get people and their partners “in the mood.” The record from Trojan Man (actor Jason Blynn) is looking to rival the more classic sensual LPs from the likes of Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Mary J. Blige and Aretha Franklin.

It’s A Big Sexy Album, a six-song effort from the condom brand and agency 72andSunny New York, oddly seems to cross multiple genres, including folk, country and electronic. It’s sung by Trojan Man, the once mysterious character who 72andSunny reintroduced recently as a frizzy-haired hero for normalizing sex, and is complete with tracks like “C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.,” “I Touched a Penis” and “Sex Toys Boop Boop Beep.”

Trojan Man likely won’t be nominated for any Grammys for the effort. And, sure, lyrics like “I love to love you / I’m a love maniac / I’ll do anything for you / But I won’t go bareback” and “When we sat on the bed / There was something between us / Today was the day I touched a penis” are not as relatable or iconic as lyrics like “Ah, baby / Let’s get it on” or “I, I’m so in love with you / Whatever you want to do / Is all right with me.”

The album will, however, give you a good chuckle if nothing else.

It’s A Big Sexy Album will officially debut on Dec. 17 and is currently available on Spotify and SoundCloud. So, yes ladies and gents, this is real.

Some other lyrical gems worth highlighting on It’s A Big Sexy Album include: “We’ve all heard of vaginas / The fun body part used for sex / They may seem real confusing / But they’re really not that complex,” “Lesser-known fetishes / Check these out / Lesser-known fetishes you might not know about” and the informative verse “Condoms can reduce the risk of STIs.”

Below, find the visual art music videos for songs “C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.,” “I Touched a Penis” and “Sex Toys Boop Boop Beep.”

Enjoy.

CREDITS

Client: Trojan Brand Condoms
Agency: 72andSunny New York


@kitten_mouse lindsay.rittenhouse@adweek.com Lindsay Rittenhouse is a staff writer at Adweek, where she specializes in covering the world of agencies and their clients.
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