BREAKING: The Recession Is Over. Begin Celebrating.

According to the Kiplinger Recovery Index, the recession is officially over. Jobless claims are bottoming out, home sales have recovered, and credit is flowing a bit better again. With three of six indicators flashing green, the company is confident that the recession has ended, or “the fever has broken and the patient is recuperating.”

Well, you heard ’em. Off the couch and back to work. Move along, nothing to see here.

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