Here, presented for your viewing pleasure, is Fortune managing editor Andy Serwer attempting to rebuff the affections of a 14-foot Burmese python. “What’s up with that?” asks Swerwer, after the snake brushes the tip of its tail against his loins.
“I am not going to save you down there,” says animal ambassador Julie Scardina.
The constriction took place on Tuesday at a “Fortune Brainstorm Green Conference” in Laguna Niguel, Calif., during an animal exhibition at Sea World. No animals were harmed in the making of this awkward video.