White House Soup of the Day

The White House Soup of the Day, as reported by MSNBC’s “The Daily Rundown” is…

Tuscan Chicken.

“Yes, Deep Broth is back,” said host Chuck Todd. “Tuscan Chicken.” LOOONG PAUSE. “It’s kinda like Tuscon and I’ll just throw out this…it’s the 100th birthday of the state of Arizona  as a state, so maybe it’s the White House way. We’ll call it Tuscon Chicken.” And then Todd thought better of it and anticipated online soup detractors, saying, “Don’t tweet me! I know what Tuscan really means.”