Wonkette’s Anti-Mother’s Day

Wonkette’s “Wonkabout” has a way with words this Mother’s Day.

The headline reads: “Take Your Mother Out To Thank Her For Not Aborting You.”

Touching, really.

An excerpt:
“When you take your mother to one of the establishments listed below, don’t just thank her for not aborting you so many years ago. Also make sure you promise to put her in a really, really nice old age home when she gets all senile and decrepit.”

If you must, read on here. But be forewarned, the prose is excruciating with phrases such as “aw!” and “double aw!”.

Double ick.

Publish date: May 7, 2010 https://dev.adweek.com/digital/wonkettes-anti-mothers-day/ © 2020 Adweek, LLC. - All Rights Reserved and NOT FOR REPRINT