The Pickup Artist's Guide To Facebook Dating

Everyone wants to meet that special someone, even if that special someone just means having a "booty poke", right? So who's to say that we can't be forming those meaningful one night stands via Facebook?

Everyone wants to meet that special someone, even if that special someone just means having a “booty poke,” right? So who’s to say that we can’t be forming those meaningful one night stands via Facebook?

Before you decide that this article is a creepy, misguided, and ineffectual attempt at providing dating advice, let me assure you that it is not ineffectual. It’s based off of hard science, minimal experience, and a seminar I took from a guy who insisted we call him Conundrum.